The Talented Mr. Mystery
I Google and Twitter Search (somehow does not have the same ring as “Summize”) myself once in a while. Of course, there’s that whole “search engine optimization” argument for professional reasons, but I do it mostly for fun. One never knows who’s saying what to and/or about you at any given time, and I’m the type who hates missing out on things.
So imagine my surprise when I descended on the site-formerly-known-as-Summize tonight and searched for self (@thebaggageclaim), only to find this dude’s picture show up in place of mine.

Who are you, sir? And why are you taking up residence in the pixels I rightfully earned via incessant blurting of thoughts in 140 or fewer characters at a time?
And if he’s me, who am I?
